Uh, ok, Amanda Bynes mom.

This makes me feel so poor. Will they have back-up dancers and a wind machine at the divorce hearing?

"For good reason" means "because that's how white people dance," right? Because that's how it reads.

And why exactly does one have to have ballet inspired moves? That seems rather arbitrary and frankly pretentious. If you do the tumbling and the other things that are necessary to get the scores who the fuck cares if you don't use highfalutin music.

"For good reason" = that's what it's looked like forever, and change is bad because I'm scared.

The best part is you can tell how happy she is while she's out there.

She has the body of superhero. And the moves too. If I ever get stuck in a burning car wreck, I know who I want rescuing me.

She is so fierce. I am in awe.

Sadly, for some people that gif never gets old. And, of course, Florida is obviously the only state in the union that has ever had a teacher arrested on charges like these. Sigh.

Doing this on an industrial scale and making a product that is packable, shippable, safe and consistent from ounce-to-ounce is a far different thing than "ta da!" casually whipping something up in one's kitchen.

NO NO NO NO! You totally could have called this article "Culture Wars." Do I have to think of everything around here?

Buy the unflavored variety. It has no added sugar.

It is bullshit. Clutching-at-straws bullshit. This is like the Candy Crush people trying to patent the word 'candy' in game titles.

I believe Chobani. If they had stolen Fage's recipe, their yogurt would taste much better.

I think the term is "ex-wife of Chobani's founder." I'm breaking out into nerd giggles because I'm trying to imagine how to found the ex-wife of a company. :)

Stealing a recipe and getting it right are two very different things.

All he should have said was, "I'm sorry for creeping on a 17 year old. I learned my lesson." Not, social media is hard and I'm a celebrity, waaaah. Stop spinning. Just stop. It's not even a convincing argument.

We should keep in mind that Palo Alto is a film based on a book of short stories written by Franco himself. The older man/younger woman pairing is therefore something he has thought about (most likely acted out) before.

I do like Oprah, but I think you're a little right here. I liked that Oprah told her she could quit if she wanted no problem, but what Oprah is overlooking is the fact that HER production company is paying for that apartment. Lilo can't really quit...she wont have a place to live (unless she moves in with her mom…