I tried out 16 illegal drugs for this bracket and have been drinking myself silly so that I could answer everything in good faith — and fucking coffee is going to take it!!! Unbelievable!

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

"However, I do want to have shiny skin and be vaguely pissed off at something in the distance."

-_- Karl Lagerfeld is saying a model isn't pretty enough? Has he ever seen his own face? Why are men allowed to be ugly and successful? Ugh.

Stunning! She's having such a moment right now, and I love it. I know not everyone likes her show (I do, with a few caveats), but she's an unabashedly smart, funny, talented WOC who's killing it all over the place and (seemingly) enjoying the hell out of it.

We're talking about the same group of people who awarded the title of Favorite Sexual Act to the missionary position.

I'm not like an enormous pothead or anything - but caffeine is my workday drug. It's what gets me to my desk. Weed is what helps me relax! Caffeine=work weed=fun! I don't understand you people!

We sure did manage to get to the boringest final four possible, didn't we?

That cat gif is going in my collection forthwith.

TEAM WEED

When I was younger I'd have said LSD no question. But now that I'm well into adulthood I have too many heavy adult-like concerns to handle strong psychedelics like that without a total freakout. Coke makes me feel like I can take those concerns and pummel them into submission by sheer force of will.

This site is picking coke over LSD? What is wrong with you, politically and emotionally?

How can you be so cavalier about OXYGEN? It kills 100% of the people who breathe it!

No. This is not racism. There is no troubling history of black folks using whiteface to oppress and marginalize whites. It may be silly and in poor taste, but it ain't racist. Not at all.

Cue influx of people who don't understand how racism and institutional power works in 3, 2, 1....

Gawd contouring again.. Etss everywhere!!

What's crazy is I *actually* did a back flip when I saw that last picture.

Kevyn's books made cosmetic application accessible. I still use "Face Forward" and "Making Faces" as reference material when I need to brush up on technique or adjust my attitude - Kevyn knows best; the Demarchelier shots never get old either.

I mean, okay, this is obviously absurd... but I am giving a "pass" to Nicki Minaj and Julie Chen because it's possible that their makeup was done to be viewed either from afar and under super bright lights, or on camera and under super bright lights. Once I watched a documentary about dancers in some famous ballet…