Saaaaame.

Exactly how I felt. And then I watched an episode. It’s very self-aware of it’s cheesiness and knows how to work it. It’s very well written. I genuinely giggle a lot. I recommend giving it a shot if you have 20 min to kill. Also the Real O’Neals!

Thank you! HE IS SUCH A FUCKING MILQUETOAST. I HATE HIM.

Should’ve used Chobani. Because garbage humans deserve to be smothered in garbage Greek yogurt.

I find him incredibly sexy, so that would probably still turn me on :\

Use that money to treat yo self!

Damn. That dude is a dick and you do not need his D.

After reading the full article, it looks like he was indeed that dumb.

I would hope he’s smart enough to blur out his card number and address. But then again, this is Shkreli we’re talking about, so.

Same. My graduating class was around 300. You pretty much knew most of the kids who were at least two grades above and below you.

My aunt used to give me so much about that too! Said it looked trashy and I should only smoke while standing still or sitting.

Your car insurance is only $40 a month???

Ooooh, gotcha. Regional accent or just your thing?

Wait, how do you pronounce railroad? Ruin, I get. Maybe something like “rin”? But railroad...what are you dropping or slurring together there?

Haha I like your style. Thanks!

This looks yum! Were you following a recipe?

Same! Gel polish is the only thing that lasts for me but I worry about the damage to my nails (plus $$) :/

How do you keep them from going rancid? What's your voodoo magic? Because I have had Essie bottles less than a year old get funky and change colors :(

I was super guilty of this in this past. And still am from time to time because impulse shopping still gives me a thrill. Buuut I have learned to reign it by saving my $$$ for higher-quality classic pieces that aren’t likely to go out of style and then buying trendy fast-fashion shit on the cheap from like Forever 21…

Were you moonlighting as a torturer after school?