That shower pic though. Awkward.

OMG. I went into this wanting to mock him, but he's like really sincere about it though. It's sweet.

OK, this is like the third post I've read to mention this, so I'm going to open FB in yet another tab because I have to check this out.

It took my FOREVER to find one that didn't make me want vomit up my uterus.

And for fuck's sake, keep every shade of pink out of the color scheme.

Yeah, I don't get it either. When I was a kid, my mom would get me a few things so I'd have something to open on Christmas, but then we'd hit up the mall the day after to do some real damage during the post-Christmas sales. That's when I still do most of my personal shopping.

HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE LURLENE MCDANIEL'S PINTEREST BOARD.

What a hunk of meat.

You. I love you for this.

Oh, that's right! ModCloth does have a super awesome return policy. Of course, I could also drag my lazy ass to the mall. But I don't know if I have it in me to do battle with the holiday crowds right now :\

Nasty Gal has A LOT, and so does Asos! But ugh, with my pear shape, this is not the kinda thing I wanna shop for online. This requires a fitting room and lots of tears.

Guurrrrrl, I feel your pain. I have this one romper with an open back that I adore, but it has buttons down the front and no zipper (also belt/sash thingie), so it's pretty much a herculean feat going to the bathroom without damn-near pissing myself.

lazy bums.

The OP was talking about Living Proof (Aniston's product) NOT containing formaldehyde, so I'm pretty sure they're aware that Brazilian Blowouts DO have it.

I think he looks exactly the same, just in an adult-sized body. Kinda weirds me out.

Yessss. A fried egg sammich is my go-to hangover food and pretty much the only thing I can muster in the kitchen when I'm ready to crawl back into bed and die.

You seem to have a fixation on class and material possessions.

This gave me a Boehner.

Thanks! Still mourning the loss :(

Haha, I feel you. The theater I go to just has a swanky restaurant in the lobby along with a concession stand with booze, so it stays dark since there aren't servers going in and out.