That's it. Take back control! It'll be a tough sell for my doc, but I'll give it a try.

Wait, what? How do I get my hands on one of these medical boarding passes?

Amen. Xanax is as essential as my boarding pass. And booze. I had been flying without a hitch since I was a wee one, but over last 5 or so years I've started having full-blown panic attacks when I get on a plane. Not quite sure what happened there. Maybe my brain finally realized that being strapped in a flying tin…

I second the menstrual cup (I've been using one for a few months now and will rave about it to any female I can). But if you don't wanna cup it, definitely use a pantyliner. They're also great for the days where you know you're just going to have discharge.

Yes! Thank you, ladies!

This school needs to calm down. There wasn't a single middle or high school dance of mine where we weren't booty dancing. And I graduated high school 11 years ago.

Well that explains why Shaun White's acting seemed pretty decent.

Oh, wow. Google Translate doesn't even help in making sense of that blog.

But they're just trying to show us how to #getontheirlevel.

This was pretty much my reaction when I saw #wealth, followed by #poor and #modest in another.

Haha, I was actually referring to the box of human parts part, but at least we agree on the stump.

Parents clearly ain't around enough.

Maybe just don't say that out loud in public spaces...

I'm inclined to agree with you (I tend to blame a lack of parental discipline on a lot of things with younger kids), but plenty of people are raised in situations with mostly absent parents and turn out to be normalish, respectful adults. Maybe the combination of wealth and lack of parental guidance just doesn't allow…

She also kept my umbilical cord stump, which is just ew.

All credit goes to my mama for being her creepy self. Love that lady, but the day she showed me the little baggie with all my baby teeth I wanted to run for the hills.

I know! I want to have a slumber party with her so we can swap clothes and bedroom dance.

Oh, good. I can put all my baby teeth that my mom saved to good use.

Ugh. Being afraid of "No" cripples me in so many aspects of my life :\

I second silliconrockstar's Amen and raise you a new one with that statement!