But...but...my fried egg sammiches are useless without the yolks. Those things are pretty much the only thing I muster in the kitchen when I'm dying from my hangovers.

GAH! Tell us your secrets! I'll be looking to relocate/take my career to the next level soon, but I feel woefully unprepared for salary negotiations when accepting a job offer, or in general really.

I suppose even hindsight has its limitations.

What is with the botanical garden in the living room...