Bring macaroni and cheese. REAL HOMEMADE macaroni and cheese. And don’t skimp on the amount. Or the cheese.

You didn’t lie, you broke a rule. Must follow suit if you can.

I think most dictionaries now give “many” as an alternative definition or synonym for “plethora.”

Ha! I sprayed a fluorescent green “x” on the bottom of my bag.

Didn’t realize this was an issue. The few times I’ve seen someone not using headphones the flight attendant immediately told them they either had to use headphones or turn off the volume.

I never have a problem with screaming infants and toddlers - they’re confused, their ears hurt, etc. However, I have a huge problem with the parents of older kids who allow their precious snowflakes to pitch a fit and wreak havoc on the seat in front of them. Fuck them and their evil spawn.

I worked at a country club and had a different experience. This was a while ago and the ladies were only allowed to play one day a week. However, they were always courteous to staff and always seemed to be having fun with their pals. They couldn’t hit the ball as far as the men, but they all seemed to stay in the…

Fuck Palm Beach County.

I worked at a country club that had a pair of nesting swans on one of the holes. Whenever we had work to do by the water hazard one of us had to fend off the attacking male with a rake, even though we were 100 yards away from the nest. Swans are vicious assholes.

Here’s a cool video that explains everything you need to know (or at least should know) about this subject:

I know. For a second everyone (including the runner from second) acted like the put-out at third was the third out. Funny stuff.

When taking one's leave to use the facilities, one should say, "I need to go shake hands with the governor."

Is that a drive-thru window?

All Russian behavior can be explained by Vodka.

Hmmm. Usually the button sticks due to residual resins. I would try using more alcohol, not less.

Mark it eight, Dude.

I'm no expert (and I agree with you in principle), but didn't this problem already exist before the advent of GMOs?

Agreed. Totally.

I've had kidney stones and I've had a burst appendix. The burst appendix was a cakewalk compared to the kidney stones, even though the kidney stones were quite small and I was able to pass them without medical intervention.

Yes - to everything you said.