RunawayPancake
RunawayPancake
RunawayPancake

That Angela Lansbury was a cheeky little minx.

As someone who has, on several occasions, humped in the woods, I can tell you that I did, in fact, have some expectation of privacy. That’s why we went into the woods.

Oh my! I mean, OH MY!

Haha! Good one! You do know you’re on Jezebel, right?

I certainly see your point. There’s nothing showing he was complicit and I condemn those coming down on him. However, in my admittedly unprofessional opinion, the photoshopping looked pretty amateurish. Does that look like a typical $500 job to you? Just curious.

Or, maybe that wasn’t the mother under the sheet. Might have been the photographer’s assistant.

But I feel for the guy, he has to be in a position where he gets this kind of request all the time and doesn’t question the motives behind it.

Right?! And saying, “You want the consistency of a nice porridge,” is like saying, “Your scrambled eggs should have the consistency of good scrambled eggs.” A totally obvious and totally unhelpful statement because oatmeal is a porridge.

She kept it because it was so comically large.

We’re talking nominations, right? Well, only member actors can submit ballots for nominations in the acting categories. I would love to see the nomination ballots of some of these actors proclaiming how racist the Academy is.

Wasn’t referring to Bernie, just to the folly of symbolic votes generally and their unintended consequences. But since you brought it up, if he was a 3rd party candidate would that make a difference?

1999: “Let’s all vote for Nader! That’ll show ‘em!”

Ugh! This happens to me, too. The worst is knowing it’s coming and trying to fight it while attempting to find a place that will draw the fewest spectators. So embarrassing.

Agreed. Start slow and gradually increase number and duration of poses. Slow and steady wins the race.

Shouldn’t there be a little bit of context in the article for the 99% of us who don’t know who Dana White is? Just me? Never mind then.

Bring macaroni and cheese. REAL HOMEMADE macaroni and cheese. And don’t skimp on the amount. Or the cheese.

You didn’t lie, you broke a rule. Must follow suit if you can.

I think most dictionaries now give “many” as an alternative definition or synonym for “plethora.”