As a Michigan State fan and alum, thanks, but no.

Is it necessary to tell us the Black Hornet is unmanned?

Another good starch to eat with pot roast - rutabagas.

No shit.

Absolutely. I received one when I was 10 as well (in 1963), and I can relate to everything you said.

Who's Anna Kournikova?

Agreed. Skim milk is liquified cow phlegm.

Ham is not a Thanksgiving foodstuff.

The infamous jellied cranberry turd, hellspawn from Satan's scabrous sphincter. Why, America?

For the same reason that you peel your mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving, you don't add roasted garlic (or fucking parmesan cheese or some other Eye-talian foodstuff) to your Thanksgiving mashed potatoes. Because Thanksgiving is a traditional American meal, certain traditions must be respected and observed - e.g. serve…

Sam Adams—who are to craft brewing sort of what Will Smith is to the summer blockbuster . . . .

You lost me at "Harvard-Yale game."

Viola?

Where is pancakes house?

• "Alumnus, motherfucker."

(thanks to Burneko)

Right. When will a video of a bear playing tetherball get the penetrating and insightful comments it deserves?