mmmmm, homemade punkin seeds

You know, we can quibble about this all night. But in the cold, gray light of dawn, one unassailable fact shall prevail: Balfour is still a dick.

Not only the best go-to household lubricant, but a great solvent for removing adhesive residue, scuff marks, grease, etc.

Probably the best all-around cleaner there is. Best known as a great glass cleaner (diluted), its other uses are literally too numerous to mention. Google it.

Dobie pads.

Lurch was the butler. I think you're thinking of Cousin Itt.

Jeez. Bonds is unrecognizable in that clip.

Loved her in Slums of Beverly Hills (1998).

Here it is. Mostly stunned silence.

Despite being legal, I always thought this was a bullshit play. In little league, I caught a guy with this play and immediately felt like an asshole. Never tried it again even though the coaches encouraged us to do it.

Never had possession.

Nicolas Cage Edition.

'Twas ever thus.

Gosling's now makes a great ginger beer that goes perfectly with their smoky dark rum. I'm suddenly very thirsty.

Magical cheeseheads, indeed.

Right. That's how he became King of the Wild Frontier.

I agree. Mangold, with a full head of steam, initiates his launch while Talib is in bounds. I have no problem with that hit.

"You don't take a photograph, you make it." - Ansel Adams

His and her boar hunt? Pencil me in!

At the risk of being unmercifully pilloried, I humbly submit my favorite cover of Jolene - by Dolly's goddaughter, Miley Cyrus (from The Backyard Sessions):