If Trump really cared about the suffering of the Syrian people, why have only 11 refugees been accepted this year?

Odds that his briefing notes had “DON’T USE THE PHRASE ‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’” at the top of them?

We ended up electing an internet troll. This is what happens.

How could any politician ever unironically say “Mission Accomplished” after 2003?

As they say, there’s a tweet for everything.

excellent.. blew up a bunch of empty buildings (probably) mission compreet

This solves it! No more big troubles in little Syria. Some very woke Splinter commentators will be happy to hear they got the boom-boom they wanted.

Unfortunately, this was probably a largely symbolic move. There was plenty of warning that it was coming, and knowing that the Russians are in the theater and actively supporting the Syrians - I would expect that most of the chemical weapons and related research/support material were moved into safe Russian-occupied…

This is the stupidest fucking country. Not even an insult, just a description.

It ALSO takes years of training, apprenticeship, and certification. None of which are free.

Yes. My FIL is a gifted handyman. He’s done a lot of work around his home, worked on cars and lawn mowers, hung ceiling fans, etc. However he has never had a knack for wood working. People aren’t interchangeable cogs. We each have talents that can be nurtured into skills, but no one is going to be good at everything,…

I know I should really try to enjoy his pettier Twitter tantrums, but I just find them so goddamn annoying instead. We’ve had a fair share of idiots, buffoons, philanderers and outright scoundrels occupy the White House, but never has it been ALL of those compressed into one loathsome meat sack.

In that article about McCabe, it mentions that Jeff Sessions accused McCabe of a lack of candor while under oath. That seems ultimately hypocritical considering his “Aww shucks, I don’t think I can recall. I’m just a lukewarm mint julep poured into a possum suit” shtick during his time in the hot seat.

...and post 7pm McClatchy releases an account of Cohen being in Prague in 2016, confirming yet another account in the Steele dossier which Cohen has denied.

Isn’t it funny how a white supremacists’ president, is constantly proving himself inferior to a black one? Especially, after claiming intellectual superiority to everyone.

There’s a sixteen minute gap between Trump’s first and second idiotic tweet about Comey. That sixteen minute gap was Trump struggling to eke out a sttuck dump, amirite?

“Lordy, I hope they have tapes!”