According to New York Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams, women are throwing themselves at the mere thought of Rudy Giuliani, a man who doesn’t know how to insert AirPods in his ears. Adams writes:

To date, I don’t recall him stating an opinion on anything that he actually understands. Everything that he says is either misinformed or disingenuous.

It’s cute that you think that rapists face meaningful consequences in any but the smallest number of cases. And by cute I mean delusional and absurd.

What does that have to do with anything? If there’s neither proof nor witnesses the DA won’t charge anyone even if the crime is reported to have happened yesterday.

They need to remove the statute of limitation on sexual assaults, it’s obvious that it helps no one but monsters.

“Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy to do, and we need all nations to work together. Stop the arms race?”

I truly hope that from now until his death, Paul Ryan is plagued by sensation that he’s just about to sneeze, yet never actually can sneeze.

Asswipe. The “argument against” is that wages are pathetically low and the cost of living is exorbitantly high. Hope something shitty happens to you and you’re forced to scrape by on nothing, then everyone else can judge you.

Looking at the incredible amounts of damage this horrible person has done to our government and our people, I keep screaming inside my head. Y’all every single fucking one of us needs to vote the Republicans out, for allowing this disaster to continue unchecked.

I’m sad he didn’t show up, because there will be no court drawing of him openly weeping. Also, fuck this guy right to hell. What an asshole. I hope he’s paying this out the rest of his life.

Torontonian here. Can’t the Fords just fade into the woodwork FFS? His irritating and Trumpian older brother is running for Premier of the province now and I think he will win. AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH make these people go away already!!!!

The real casting news about this movie is why they changed the gender of the reporter who investigated Ford

From a lawyer’s perspective it’s pretty jaw dropping. For them to get a warrant for documents that are presumed to be privileged, they need to make a pretty compelling showing that the privilege doesn’t apply because the lawyer is helping his client commit a crime or a fraud. I’m so freaking excited.

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

The job is not remotely stressful for him. He works two hours a day. And mostly just tweets.

Best part - it was Manhattan federal prosecutors - not Mueller.

Jinni: many thanks for your active role in the community. I, for one, recognize your time, help and efforts on behalf of others. Thank you for making Jez and The Slot a better, nicer place. Cheers

Uh-oh. Trump is going to be off the scale nuts during his Morning Tweet Toilet Time.

Hey, compañeros.

Almost entirely white centrists sitting in plush positions constantly want to seem “fair” so they’ll whitewash the true views of conservative writers they’re friendly with. It’s entirely about appearances to them. Tone over substance.