Well, I for one am deeply relieved. *eyeroll*

Can’t say that. I mean, at some point, yes, but it could have been recently, it could have been a while back. Those are the facts that we’re still working on...

Well, Pence is garbage too. Whatever. 

Yes Chaplain Father Patrick Conroy !!!

Everyone: Ugh, this Michael Cohen guy is just the worst lawyer in the wor-

I love this gif so much

perfect caption is perfect

I always wish I had seen the Savage Beauty Exhibit in New York in 2011. His designs are breathtaking.

And with people who can clearly read him and take full advantage of his numerous weaknesses.

Our great financial team is in China trying to negotiate a level playing field on trade! I look forward to being with President Xi in the not too distant future. We will always have a good (great) relationship!

I actually guffawed.

this thread is on goddam fire

And a good cleaning and free toothbrush to boot.

Perfection is neither required nor desired. We all just need to be on the right side of this.

of course. whatever was I thinking?

yeah, ok Johnny-boy; nowaday women are less sacred and more just scared.

Numerous countries are being considered for the MEETING