What is this coveted status Tony Robbins and George Will seem to think accusers enjoy? These turds think Anita Hill or Rose McGowan or Andrea Constand are walking around with a #MeToo punch card where if you accuse nine high profile men of sexual misconduct, you get a free mani/pedi with the tenth accusation.

People still go to Tony Robbins seminars? I thought he turned into one giant fossilized tooth years ago.

I’m convinced Miller is 98.7% anus.

That was a worthwhile read.

Here is exclusive footage of Eric Trump delivering that insurance check.

Can’t even let something like this go by without finding a way to polish your own knob in the process, can ya Donnie? Fucking prick.

Reports of one dead. Four fightermen/women injured. I’m sure Trump will handle this tragedy at his phallus with all of the class and dignity we’ve come to expect from our Commander-in-Chief.

According to some reports, the fire initially began in the president’s pants storage area.

I like buildings that don’t catch on fire.

Pfffft! No need to be fancy. “Everything is fucked up” gets it done;)

Real shame about those Canadian kids! But anyway, back to me!

He tweeted out that his building was okay within 30 minutes. How long did it take for him to acknowledge and then gloat about California’s wildfires, again? Over a week?

Omg. All that work to not just say firefighters. Wtf.

Well built building. What a fucking asshole. We’ve lost all rights as a country to tell another country they’re fucked up and crazy.

Slow?

Glad that the President of the United States can take time out to let us know that his private business property is OK.

‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’

Unconfirmed reports is the flaming debris consisted of campaign documents requested by the special council.

Because nothing says “the logo is inoffensive and about honoring traditions and being respectful” quite like spewing racist bile at the people that logo caricatures.

The people responding to the protestors have a lot in common. I can’t white put my finger on it.