Well, not anyone. You have to be over the age of 35, a natural born citizen, and not an over-qualified female.

I’m charmed by your belief that she’s literate.

After more than a year on the job, I would have hoped Secretary DeVos would have learned by now that her extreme ideas to privatize our nation’s public schools and dismantle the Department of Education do not have support among parents or in Congress, but unfortunately that does not seem to be the case

I don’t know what it is I like so much about this portrait but it’s magnetic. This is the type of photograph that would make me want to pick up a magazine.

It actually goes back even further than that. 30(!) years ago, Graydon Carter called Trump a short-fingered vulgarian. And for 30(!) years, Trump has been sending Carter photos of his own hands to show him that his hands are actually average to above-average in size.

It must be reiterated that, this is actually something the President believes.

I’m about 40 years younger than both of them, and still think Biden could probably drop me. President Filet-o-Fish needs to learn the meaning of “run up, get done up.”

Ruth Bader Ginsburg would stomp a mud hole in Donnie like Yoda on crack.

Pretty sure I could kick his ass. A flight of stairs could kick his ass. A par 5 with no golf cart could kick his ass.

Seriously, he should. He has done some very pro-woman stuff in his time (VAWA, anyone?) but needs to shed that “old boy” stuff. He needs to appear publicly with her and let it all out if he has any real plans to run again.

“Women don’t need men to beat up other men to defend us. We do, however, need powerful legislators to hold abusive men to account and ensure they don’t, for instance, get a lifetime appointment to a court which empowers them to make decisions about our lives.”

Joe’s right - guys that talk like Trump are full of shit. He’d wimp out and make some dumb excuse. “Oh, my bone spurs are acting up again!”

I don’t mean to brag or anything but since I’ve been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack on repeat for a week I’m KIND of an expert on political duels now.

Before he was elected PM, Prime Minister Trudeau took on a slimy Senator Patrick Brazeau in a charity fight. Brazeau got his ass handed to him.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but if President Toughguy was in a physical fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

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Is Aubrey O’Day going to give us a daily update on her sex life from now on? I’m honestly not interested.

It’s exactly the cheesy bullshit married men who are trying to creep say.

Kay’s aborted fetus

Didn’t care about the sex you begged to fuck my mind