Annnnd Deadspin can shut comments down for the day... Perfection has been achieved.

Guess Who will be replacing him...

Why would that matter at all? Sam plays defense too. Not a lot to get used to. Maybe he can't handle the offensive differences such as the different rules on backs in motion.

A Canadian and longtime CFL fan here (a Bc Lions season ticketholder in fact. I wholeheartedly approve of this comment.
We can say we’re sorry for Nickelback, but I understand if we can never be forgiven for it.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Given Fielder’s diet and the state of his arteries, this is hardly the first time his balls have left a woman covered in an artificial cheese flavored substance.

Well, you got me. What can I say, but... yipee-kay-yay, muthafucka.

Oh, you’re a nut! I’ve seen all the Die Hard movies, and John McClane never squared off against Chester A. Arthur!

You’re a dick, Jonathan.

Hey, fuck you buddy, some were born into this douchebaggery.

Seriously, is there anything better than the resounding silence we’ve experienced from Red Sox Nation for the past year? It’s like someone hit the Mute button on the world’s foremost collection of douchebags.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Fun fact: This is exactly how pro wrestling works.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

Can we focus on the police violence against these kids, actually?

Can someone please give writers at Jezebel a dictionary, so that they can learn the difference between peaceful protesting and violent protesting/rioting? Because one is an acceptable way of voicing dissent and the other is a criminal act.

Thomas Edison was a massive asshole.

Charles Guiteau even composed a poem the morning of his execution, which he read on the gallows...

And extremely odd coincidence is that Robert Todd Lincoln was present at both Garfield and McKinley's assassinations. He was also at his father's death bed.

I just finished Assassination Vacation. About half is devoted to Lincoln, but the rest covers Garfield and McKinley. It's a quick read, but covers a lot of ground.