DONT JINX IT

You think this is bad? Wait until the Leafs trade Kessel later.

“It’s about fucking time.”

Wait, someone was able to cut short the time this woman was on screen?

Give this man a blog on Gawker. Damned fine work, sir.

I won’t say “I’m not racist, but...” because there is no but about it. My support of the Confederate flag as a Southern man is completely compatible in my mind with my feeling of complete brotherhood and support for the Americans of African descent I live and work with. I will explain why.

Many Southerners call the…

Or maybe the Confederate Flag symbolizes something to some people that doesn’t include racism or hatred. Just the love of the south.

I’ll sound like a shit heel Cardinals fan but, his job is to cheat? Oh right, his job is to get on base by bending the rules down by 6 runs in the bottom of the ninth. It’s actually just, if not more, cheesedick to say that he was right to get on base by any means necessary because that’s his job. And of course the…

The only time I ever film ANYTHING with my phone is every time I jack off.

Then blame the umpire, whose responsibility it is to determine whether the batter “made an attempt to avoid being touched by the ball.”

He definitely leaned in. Well, more down than in, but he made ZERO effort to avoid the pitch.

Oh, we’re going back to asterisks now? Do we star everyone who came before integration? Before or after the 162 game season? Live ball, dead ball? Which pitching mound rule do we consider the control?

Yeah he’s a dick. yeah he juiced. But he needs to be in the hall of fame.

Word.

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

It disappoints me it took this long in the thread to get to some stiff word play.

Oh, he stiffed her alright.

when it came time to pay, he said he meant he would take me out to eat.

In a related development, La’el Collins has been banned from the parking lot of all Lions games.

“lael Collins hired me to eat his a** & give him head last Sunday”