lol!

I did not seek out to be the spokesperson for the NL adopting the DL.

That’s a lot of wet newspaper. You’d think that six weeks of spring training would be enough time to get Bumgarner housebroken.

Bollocks, I’ll fuck Rupert Murdoch if I want to.

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

Does this look like a “coward of warfare”

“Chris Rock is a baseball fan.”

Well, to be perfectly blunt, Herrera didn’t throw at him, he threw behind him. Really wish it would have hit him in the ribs, which is the height at which the pitch was thrown.

CLEARLY

Let’s pump the brakes before we start comparing anyone in this story to John Rocker.

“Shake it off, pansy!” -Don Cherry

Jesus, I haven't seen a Greek with that many men after him since Alcibiades.

Great. I can look forward to spending the rest of my life listening to arguments as to why Jarred Cosart should be allowed in the Hall of Fame anyway.

Someone's never been to Deadspin....

Possibly the first Gawker Media writer to actively request dick pics...

Please note, on page 14 of the embedded PDF, the person from Utah who included the full lyrics to both "Get Ur Freak On" and "Work It" to demonstrate how indecent the songs are.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

Go play that course. Seriously. The rough is so thick you lose balls that trickle through the fairway. Don't blame him at all here. After my round, it felt like i had tried to make it through xhamsters back catalog for the prior four hours.

Bleacher Report rejected it as being "too cerebral."