Ted Cruz is viscerally repulsive. Samantha Bee hit it on the head when she called him a “self-described human” and the “Junior Senator from the Uncanny Valley.”

She’s really disrupting the shit out of that baking soda volcano, I’ll give her that. Who’d’ve thought the old thing to have had so much vinegar magma in him.

Turtlenecks all the way down

She’s the classic example of somebody falling for the externals. She clearly worships Steve Jobs but not for his insight or financial/tech expertise, rather, she desired his ability to build a cult. She wanted to be revered and studied but honestly thought all she needed was a cool-sounding idea and a turtleneck.

Elizabeth Holmes is, by all accounts, a classic narcissist with delusions of grandeur. It’s sad that she’s taken so many people down with her.

Janice in accounting is gonna be PISSED.

Holmes founded Theranos in 2003, when she was just 19 years old and had recently dropped out of Stanford...

I wear a black turtleneck sweater from time to time, so I got that going....

Forbes changed her estimated net worth from $4.5 billion to “nothing.”

“Here, Bill, have a potato and some whiskey and calm down. Geez, next you’ll want to fight and have 15 kids...”

Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.

Are you saying the NSA hacked the DNC? This is most likely related to the Equation Group hacks. This guy most likely has been selling this source code to anyone who had the money.

Being imprisoned in accordance with the law following a valid conviction and appeal is not tyranny.

It’ll make tens of dollars in theaters across America!

Also, Ryan, Phelps has a new baby. Maybe, just maybe, he´s taking advantage of being able to spend time with his family now that he doesn´t have to be on an insane training regimen. You sound like you´re in high school. This is a situation where if you really wanted to talk or needed support, why the fuck did you call…

This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

Yes, a tragic death of a child who was gunned down by a gun that was way too easily acquired BY A 14 YEAR OLD is no place to bring up gun control.

I am usually pretty against parental alienation, but if your other parent is Donald Trump, I wouldn’t hold it against Marla Maples, you know?

My baseless theory about her parents is that Trump never really loved her mother nor meant for it to be a serious relationship. She was just a “side piece” to him and Ivana found out and got really, publicly angry and he felt boxed into marrying Marla just to spite Ivana for standing up to him. And that’s why Tiffany…