Yeah, let’s blame the mom for having her 3 year old out late, rather than the asshole who shot her. More guns for everybody!

He had moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his mattress, moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his....whatever.

So I take it he’s the Jeremy Clarkson of the series now.

RIP all the regional chains bought out by Macy’s, honestly

If you think the girl would’ve drove 113mph without the snapchat filter as motivation, then you might have a point, but I don’t think she would’ve. My first thought was that this was just a news item magnified just to provoke outrage, but it totally makes sense.

I swear, Boehner had some kind of divine epiphany and became briefly human over the last year or two. He’s still a Republican, but he spends most afternoons staring into puddles at his own brazen image asking: “Who... am I?”

Sad truth, but it still makes me smile. This type of internal strife in the GOP makes me daydream of their eventual civil war within the party to prove who is more batshit insane.

He was less willing to shit-talk the other Republican candidates—he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump—but did say, rather mysteriously, that John Kasich “requires more effort on my behalf than all my other friends … but he’s still my friend, and I love him.”

I think people who are outraged that “gubmint” is stepping on parents’ toes are missing a crucial point: the parents DID understand their child was sick and sought medical care. They initially sought crap worthless care and once their child had suffered pointlessly basically to death, they finally took him to actual…

As my grandfather says..

It’s not even just “natural” parenting. It’s patriarchal parenting in general. Folks who try to keep science and sex ed out of public school to me are in the same genus of these folks in this article, if not a cultivar of the same species. Broccoli and savoy are both Brassica oleracea, even if they look different.

Or my (totally not) favorite hickism:
“I’m not racist, it’s JUST HOW I WAS RAISED”

If they’d been attacked for their beliefs earlier a child would be alive and their inaction and negligence would be moot.

I didn’t scour all the comments (because god does Kinja make that difficult) but I wanted to ensure some focus was put on the Crown and their role here in selecting the charge that went before the court. It was a really important part of obtaining the conviction to go with this charge, rather than involuntary…

I think that this is sort of the ever-more-extreme end of the anti-vaccination populace. Not only will they not vaccinate their children, they will give them colored/flavored water rather than proven medications. This is indeed “failing to provide the necessaries of life.” Luckily their sick unto death child did not…

This is another symptom of the dehumanizing of children. “It’s my child, I’ll do with it as I see fit” instead of seeing the child as an actual human who should not be a lab rat, a slave, or a chess piece.

It’s such bullshit. If apple cider vinegar actually did anything about cancer, pharmaceutical companies would drive its price through the roof.

i don’t even have kids and i can’t fucking understand it

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