Also,

It’s 2015. Women have been menstruating since the dawn of time. Why are we still acting like it’s a big deal?

My money's on West North West because west north street is a main drag in Chicago. I'm sure there's another joke in there somewhere but I'm in too much pain to get it ;)

If Fantastic 4 was written today itd be about a bunch of navel gazing millennials being transformed by some freak accident a hack-a-thon and would feature powers like “expert digital middleman” and “can make all manner of venture capital disappear instantly, no matter the size”

Dear America, Just a reminder that if your election lasts for four years, you need to see a doctor.

This is very good news indeed. I am going to continue putting Frank’s on everything.

Can we send them bootstraps?

I actually really loved Community all the way up until the end, but I felt that the last episode was SO MUCH a ‘wrapping the show up’ episode that I don’t really think that continuing it is such a hot idea. I know it’s a pretty universal sentiment to rag on the last few seasons, but I really thought that final episode…

Fuck. I didn’t know that. That’s horrible. She’s one of my favorite people. (And out of the three women I think she had the best chemistry with Joel.)

I guess it’s going to have to be a movie, then. Someone call Donald and Yvette! ( I guess Chevy could come for a cameo.)

This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

I can’t get over “to protect the lives of unborn children.” the lives of unborn children.

No government money goes towards the provision of abortion services within Planned Parenthood. What the GOP really seeks to de-fund is health services for women and the poor. It is the only result of this bill.

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

NB4 the false equivalence arguments re: abortion, humans being murdered, any other kinds of suffering, meat eaters aren’t allowed to care, etc.

The point this entire time has been: RICH ASSHOLES NEED TO STOP POACHING ENDANGERED ANIMALS.

I don’t care who’s President, as long as it’s not a Republican (especially Trump).

My gut reaction was “That’s an absurd theory. No one would inconvenience everyone else just to stick it to some black women”....then I remembered I live in America.

Because institutionalized racism isn’t about logic.

Because we’re losing the culture war on this issue. Even after the horrors of Newtown, polling for gun rights over gun control has gone up, even as gun ownership goes down. Our national logic is completely fucked, and lord knows how to fix it if even the horror of nearly two dozen children being murdered doesn’t…

She is so right. Guns in America are a women’s rights issue. I don’t know why we let men get away with turning our country into a real life kill-or-be-killed video game.