It’s called having a “frap”.

When I hear someone say a woman is built “like a man”, I always think it’s code for “angry that a chick has muscles and has 10x the fitness I do.” And according to his Twitter feed, he's spent the last two hours trying to fend off the bombardment of people killing him on his account, so thats a bonus.

I think it’d be more effective if they just plugged him in, but what do I know.

Are those ice cubes or sticks of butter?

It’s one size fits most, so the reason it’s prescription is so that your health care provider can make sure it actually fits you and will therefore work, before you go off to use it for sexyfuntimes.

Probably because they used to be fitted by size. You got measured by the gynecologist. This one doesn’t need to be fitted (one size) but they may do education. A diaphragm is a slippery beast that needs to be precisely placed to work correctly. I used one for years after hormonal birth control and I broke up. Bonus:…

Dude, that is totally perfect! Or Jordan Peele. He is amazing as well.

I think that’s a perfect idea. “The Huxtable Show” starring Hannibal Buress as Mr. Huxtable.

Maybe they can superimpose via computer a different actor into all of Bill’s scenes, and change the name of the show. Voila! You get to keep your show, albeit under a different name.

And that, my siblings, is rape culture defined.

I know this is good and I am so glad that these women are getting at least some closure, but goddamn if it doesn’t still make me so fucking mad that it had to come to this before that happened.

All we can hope is that he really, really wants to be president (the way I really, really wanted to be a mermaid astronaut when I was 5) and will just pour money all over this thing. Just unhinged campaign commercials and a giant red white and blue plane and crazy whistle stop speeches where he spews out more racism…

IN ADDITION TO: “The 42-year-old had a dolphin on his right hip covering up the name of his high-school sweetheart, and has been seen with barbed wire across his right bicep...”

Let’s be honest, nothing you say is true.

He’s basically a reality show celebrity. As long as there are eyes and he does stupid things, the media will pay attention.

because being a hateful rich man is kind of common. however you cannot be an undiplomatic, unhinged, racist and openly nationalist president.

I’d like to point out that lets is actually let’s, as in let us. I say this not only as a grammatical correction, but for a semantic one as well: there's no 'us'. Don't pull the rest of the world into your racist ramblings by implying that we're all thinking the same thing, because I can assure you, we are not.

You trying to start a war? Anywhere we send him is instantly going to be our mortal enemy.

lets write fan fic.