I think it tastes gross too, I’d rather just drink plain water.

And yet this talking jar of Walgreens discount bronzer is still #2 in the polls of my original home state of NH. Wtf, people?

why don’t you just eat sugared butter if that’s all you’re after?

This is so tragic for both parties. If he was suicidal before I can’t imagine how he feels now.

Donald Trump’s campaign strategy :

You’se don’t know classy. And Fuckface Von Clownstick knows the classy.

To be honest that is probably why he gave all the buildings he constructed a golden toupee. I never understood why people associate his name with luxury. I always try to avoid staying at one of his tramp stamped building when I travel.

I want to watch a buddy cop show about her and Rachel Dolezal. Rach is the tough, take-no-shit, blackface cop. She doesn’t need a gun or badge; she’s got her bow and arrow and her race card. Belle is the freewheeling hippie cop with a tragic secret: she’s dying of fake-ass cancer. Together, they must team up to fight…

techinically speaking pathological lying is a symptom, not a separate disorder. It’s one of the possible indicators of psychopathy, but it’s also found in a bunch of other disorders. Basically psychopathy is all of the criteria for sociopaths, but additionally psychopaths have a delusional belief system (though they…

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

I was so excited. I have to watch Twitter all day for my communications job and when I saw it start trending my heart grew three sizes.

Seriously, between AskELJames and AskBobby, it’s been a great few days on twitter.

that #AskBobby thing was so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so ........ so, so, so, fun.

I’m done with all this talk about hyphenated Americans. We are not Indian-Americans, Irish-Americans, African-Americans, rich Americans, or poor Americans - we are all Americans*

This woman was about a missed car trip away from being found dead in a dumpster behind a Dunkin Donuts. As if these two were going to drag her ass with them down to Mexico.

Really good post. I’ve enjoyed reading your stuff here.