Yup, a fat rich guy who loves to fat-shame women. Sometimes your head just has to spin around. Gaaaahhhh.

Ummmmm ... you do realize that alcoholism isn’t a condition that people acquire for fun, right?

Any time an institution — religious, political, whatever — is given absolute power over people, all of the abusers, the crooks, the haters, and the tyrants petty and grand rub their hands together with glee. Add the ability to keep people hidden away in secrecy, and no horror becomes unthinkable.

It always seemed crystal clear that neither of them liked the other very much. Then again, would this really make interesting TV? They were pressured into marriage, they had nothing in common, they divorced. It’s not exactly The Crown, is it?

The only time I wish that gender-shaming, age-shaming, body-shaming, and fashion-shaming were acceptable is when I think about Donald Trump.

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,” Norton, referring to her previous behavior with the Respect the Flag group, tearfully told the courtroom. “That is not me. That is not [Torres].”

Oh, well — another childfree celebrity bites the dust!

Good gods. My father was a gentle and introverted man who was not at all given to violence, and I think that if someone had asked his permission to call my teenaged self “a piece of ass”, Dad would probably have smacked him with the souvenir baseball bat that we kept on the porch.

Those stories about Donald Jr. give me the creeps. Not just because DJTJr had such an obnoxious reputation, but because the way his father allegedly treated him taught him the primary Trump lesson: Kindness and respect towards other people are for losers.

That’s one of the gigantic differences between the Obamas and the Trumps. The Obamas are the kind of people who have genuine concern for their neighbors. The Trumps — well, we know what they’re like.

Is it just me, or is the one thing we have too goddamned much of in this country is fucking gratitude? Are we supposed to be grateful for the small things, like not being the desperate refugees and permanent residents who are getting kicked out of the country as soon as they land at our airports? Or maybe having…

Will people please stop blaming anyone but Trump for Trump?

Nixon didn’t seem to have a warm and fuzzy relationship with his family, but he always acknowledged Pat, Tricia, and Julie.

If we’re lucky, maybe he’s meeting with Keegan-Michael Key right at this moment.

I would bet that he also threatened to take Barron away. Not because he loves his son or bothers to pay any attention to him, but because he’d want to hurt her as much as possible.

He’s been awful to his relatives when they crossed him. And that was before there were Internet trolls.

She’s almost 47. Possible but not likely.

I don’t think he’s ever worn one in his life.

Brave battle-scarred veterans of the Reddit Wars! Don’t hurt their poor tough delicate macho wimpy little feelngs!

Good for you for calling him out! I’ve developed zero tolerance for trolls, whether they’re hand-wringing concern trolls or just plain fucking trolls. If he pulls this again, tell him that there’s a big difference. Misogyny, racism, and every other kind of bigotry have always beem around. So has crime, so has poverty.…