Sam, I think you should get yourself checked out down there.

"I want you, I want you so ba-a-a-a-ad"

I see parabolas or the hills in Super Mario Bros.

I love the idea of a post office in theory—it's so cozy. Except I can never bring myself to send a letter over email because it wastes more energy than the latter overall.

I use good ol' Stickies.

Of course, we must always be careful that progress does not inhibit human happiness—without a feeling of usefulness the human soul cannot survive.

"Sir, do you know what model your Macbook is?"

Can I have a star so that I may promote this man?

:(

Here's what I think:

iPhone.

I couldn't care less about the specs if it's smooth as butter.

From the article:

Now, what they should do is take human volunteers and put them, naked, inside an enclosure comparable to that of other apes'. Feed them no better than you'd feed other animals. Of course you'd have a team of psychologists to monitor them to make sure the environment didn't harm them too much. That would show how…

Come on. The article didn't even mention Al Gore, who I agree is a flaming hypocrite. But he was right about man-made climate change, which the grand majority of scientists agree is happening.

"Of course 6 months later your tank will crash and everything will die and you will have wasted months of time and thousands of dollars. "

Why the hell would God be playing with puppets?

So, one giant company sued another giant company and the lawsuit will probably end in a small settlement with little-to-no change in the status quo?

I... I think they're fun.