Dentist: "My god... your teeth are flawless! What's your secret?"

Not to say you're a dick, or that I am for that matter, because this annoys me too.

I want to dress up in a labcoat this Halloween and tell everyone I'm Frankenstein just to correct them and be a dick.

I like the "take it slow" method better. Initiate a friendship and let it happen. Then, eventually, when you feel you know enough about her and she still sounds cool enough to date: ask her out.

I like this version.

Halloween at Steve's house?

I wonder how they define "red".

Huh, his mistake actually equalled in binary what he meant to say (11), whaddya know.

Get a converter!

He tries to fit your phone in his mouth.

I take that as a challenge.

And proceeded to murder her out of jealousy.

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Good luck with Harper, then.

Spoiler: The Silence are actually mice.

Did he blink?

I think it's platypuses.

TELEPORTATION GO!

So when can I get the equipment necessary to properly eat a banana?