@Zinger314: *hides behind chair*

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@Zinger314: *hides behind chair*

@Rolando: Curious

@djbite: You're right, I missed that.

Why not just link the article from the homepage to the full article at io9 instead of having this useless detour?

Why can't marriage just include homosexuals? This seems analogous to putting "Interracial marriage" as an option. Separate is almost never equal.

Pretty good writer.

@Mellifluous Murmurs: What's worse than a worm in your apple?

@Mellifluous Murmurs: Challenge accepted.

Too bad Gizmodo wasn't around back then, they could have given him some really classy tips on "How to Cheat Online—and Get Away with it".

I think the impact destabilized the comet's resolution.

@Dr. What?: I slept with the team of IBM researchers that designed you last night and let me tell you... it was fucking awful.

I'd love to see an SNL Celeb Jeopardy skit with Watson and Sean Connery.

*cue "The Circle of Life"*

@djbite: Read: TEXTURE

I condone piracy for pricey software made by large corporations. I think that pirating music and films is detrimental to our society's culture (although the film and music industries do have a very uneven distribution of wealth where mainstream artists/producers are severely overpaid and other, heterodox, producers…

@rdldr1: That's only in the good ol' U. S. of A.