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This is my favourite challenge yet!

@BronxWhiteBoi: It can't be much worse for your body than 30 (unclear quantity) of sugar.

@uRbAn: BAD STUFF MAN

Sassy!

@Byakuya Kuchiki: Why? Because I thought it was a mean-spirited comment and disagreed with him?

@The Tempest: I can't believe this hasn't been removed yet haha.

@Interstella5555: Oh, be quiet, I read the article and it mentions the iPad... perhaps not explicitly, but it does mention it. When a product comes up that has only one true competitor on the market, you're going to get commentators mentioning that competitor. Is that so wrong?

Nah... too easy.

Dinosaurs did not have sex. They became abstinent and because none among them were priests and they did not know how to practice marriage, they died out.

@38thsignal: And this led to the true ultimate demise of the dinosaurs: SYPHILIS.

@gigandum: No, no, no. Only their egg is perfect. I mean, just look at it. Perfect shade of brown... perfectly proportional... devine proportion of white to yolk. Could a hen even dream of producing a more flawless embryo?

@mr_switzerland: Gee, Gawker's been really into pissing people off lately.