Even the Secret Service agents who are currently protecting the president are getting fucked over by not getting paid.

Quote from President Trump:

but let’s be honest here. Functionally, Steve Scalise is not exactly wrong. By the time you are taxing someone making $10,000,000 using marginal tax rates you are taxing the VAAAAAAAAAAST majority of his or her income at the 70% rate.

I can't imagine being someone who gives two shits that this exists. This need on the right to make her look bad is simply pathetic.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

He’ll be needing that straw now.

It seems a bit disingenuous not to mention that while the line “I am no man” is used in the movie it’s really a variation of Tolkien’s ‘But no living man am I! You look upon a woman...”. No matter how it is stated, it’s a fantastic moment in both the book and in the filmed version.

“People don’t tell me what to talk about on my show.”

Unfortunately it looks like a major correction is going to take place just after the Democrats have taken the House and Trump will just be able to point his finger at them and say “It’s all THEIR fault the market is down. I made it the biggest and most successful market ever and now they’re ruining it.”

Ohhhh he said they’re sending rakists. We all misheard.

“This is the point in the interview at which most rational human beings would turn the TV off, because it’s simply not credible.”

I still like the idea floated around by various people, that each reporter called on should begin their question with, “Jim Acosta wanted me to ask you...”

I’m so glad we all got grayed so that bad trolls could live.

This was a stupid post. 

I hope this means we’ll never have to hear about Avenatti 2020 ever again.

AOC’s snark game is on point.

Oh fuck the fuck off with that “angle” nonsense. It’s not an “angle”. I hope CNN wins. I’d just like to know what the basis in law is beyond “The 1st Amendment!” because I can’t imagine that’s the only basis.

She was just being a prick. 

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