5/25/21 2:49PM

“Fast X Furious.” Because it’s either that or “Fast 10: Your Seatbelts,” and I think Fast X Furious is a bit less cheesy-sounding.

5/24/21 6:21PM

I got as far as “trained military man on top secret convoy fails to notice CAR BEAMS HITTING HIM DIRECTLY IN THE FACE” before deciding this was too stupid to watch. And what makes it even more insulting is that it’s an easy fix: the other car simply doesn’t have its lights on which is how it’s able got be missed by Read more

5/19/21 6:50AM

“A lot of these defendants — and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully— but they’re all fucking short-bus people,” Watkins told TPM. “These are people with brain damage, they’re fucking retarded, they’re on the goddamn spectrum.” Read more

5/19/21 1:18AM

I mean, I have a developmental disability and the R word was thrown around a lot when I was diagnosed as a kid, but I didn’t storm the capital and threaten lawmakers, so perhaps these people are just assholes. 

5/18/21 3:15PM

“There was a decent amount of trolls popping [up] saying that I supported Hamas,” The Serfs told Kotaku in a DM. “I made a clear point of repeatedly (almost every hour on the hour) condemning vocally the actions of Hamas” Read more

4/30/21 2:16PM

I’ve seen some stupid articles on this blog but this one might be the worst one yet.

4/27/21 8:26AM

From what I’ve read, the whole bunny suit controversy was never really about “disrespectful” outfits. Apparently it was an event celebrating anniversary of the Global servers. The players in the Chinese servers got mad because they didn’t get the event (they had their own exclusive anniversary event that Global didn’t Read more

4/21/21 11:16AM

That’s interesting. It’s Apple’s “A” series processors that drove innovation that led to the M1. So it is almost like the M1 is already in the iPhone. The A14 chip in the current iPhone flagship is made with the same 5nm process. The clock speeds are different, as is the fact that the A series is just a chip (meant to Read more

4/19/21 8:42AM

a feat not even attempted during the mid-century heyday of the Moon landings” Read more

10/28/20 10:36AM

Except the other thing people don’t understand, or perhaps you have forgotten, is that this is a census year. The leaders of the House of Representatives get to draw the next district maps. We know what that’s like because Democrats went to sleep in 2010 and let Republicans have it. Read more

10/21/20 11:03AM

Wow. I routinely wait 2-3 hours in a presidential election year. I voted by mail this year and I’m hoping that option will continue to be available post-COVID. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll always do whatever it takes to cast a ballot. But I’m privileged enough to do that: I’m a freelancer, so my work hours are flexible, Read more

6/19/20 11:04PM

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “You want a drink?” The horse says, “I think not,” and promptly vanishes. Read more