I am worried. I took a lot of pictures before I left of what was remaining in the apartment and the police warned my landlord about removing or damaging my items. But at this point I’m not sure that even matters to him.

They are trying to make a balanced game and you want them to put in a character who no doubt would have a miniscule hitbox? Dream on.

Not the first time he left a Chiaotzu-sized hole in something.

Also, be mindful of your function in the event of a merger.

Well, white people invented jazz.

These individuals are filled with a lot of hot air, that air however is inert gas. That is why it also feels so suffocating having to deal with them.

Someone who was ACTUALLY THIS SCARED of Donald Trump would find a way in a 51/49 senate to fuck his, and by extension his enabling party’s, bizness up. That Flake is unwilling to do this in any meaningful way means that he is just grandstanding for future historians. Thanks alot buddy, but America could use your help,…

Honestly, I feel like it’s groundhog day. Remember this summer, after Charlottesville? Pretty much the same crowd was like OK NOW HE’S RACIST and then it went back to “wait is he really racist?” and then the next thing happens and they act liker it’s new news. I don’t think there will ever be a moment when the…

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

i legitimately and literally learned that megan markle is a person of color on jez/theroot.

Find out Tuesday when he gives a briefing.

Close, but I think they are going with the “Actually, Trump never said that” defense. Which will be followed by the “Even if I did, it’s totally fine for various illogical reasons”, and capped with the “Hillary is more racist, why aren’t people talking about that?”

trump’s blatant racism had been documented for decades. The first time his name was printed in the NYT, nearly forty years ago, it was a case where his company was refusing to rent to black applicants.

Please write an article as opposed to just posting a video. I know I took the time to write this and not watch said video, but that’s how much this type of post irks me. And no, I didn’t watch the video.

I played a dead body in a short a few years back. I had been dead for several weeks, so I was pretty gross. After the shoot, my ex-wife and I stopped at a take-n-bake pizza place. I stayed in the car, slumped and motionless while they made the pizza, staring out the window at me.

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

I LOVE that his reckless, stupid tweeting is being used against him. Love love love.

Maybe this can set some judicial precedent in straightening out my Goofy kicking Pluto congressional district.

I would like to extend a hearty “Fuck you,” to every person that voted him into office. This includes all the Susan Sarandons of the world.