I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

People that still choose to eat meat don’t care about consequences. Flavor is the ONLY thing that matters.

I LOVE that his reckless, stupid tweeting is being used against him. Love love love.

Maybe this can set some judicial precedent in straightening out my Goofy kicking Pluto congressional district.

On her worst day Hillary was better than Trump on his best.

I would like to extend a hearty “Fuck you,” to every person that voted him into office. This includes all the Susan Sarandons of the world.

Journalists are already pointing out several glaringly dubious anecdotes in the excerpts—like Trump responding “Who’s that?” at a mention of John Boehner, the former House Speaker he for years publicly criticized—which seem like a stretch even for this administration.

This was a good episode, just not a good Black Mirror episode. All Black Mirror episodes until now, have in one way or the other been criticism of the current world/commentary on society. Too much social networking, too much dreaming back to the old days, terrorism, real life tv, working to survive etc. etc.

The first law stops the robots from fighting back.

Welcome Koa! Excited to see what you do and super glad Jezebel will continue to get us through the dumpster fires that make up our current existence.

I mean it’s not like it’s their job...

If there were aliens known to the US government, 45 would be privy to the information, and he would have blurted it out by now.

“I will be the best NFL owner that you can imagine. I will immediately address the Colin Kaepernick situation and put him in the running for next year’s staring quarterback...But also I will have the best halftime show, the best selection of music, and we will win Super Bowl after Super Bowl.”

This is the only place anyone should check for news about Donald Trump’s approval rating:

Fuck a bee-Bench Sander looks a little deer-in-headlights.

You mean an deliberately deflationary “currency” that doesn’t act like a currency or even serve the uses of a currency.

If Roy Moore is elected, I doubt he will be allowed to serve in the senate.

The mention of Trypophobia (DON’T GOOGLE IT! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!) is enough to prevent me from clicking on the link.

The GOP sold its soul 35 years ago with Reagan. The rest is just shit circling down the drain into a herpes infected cesspool.

I’m confused - is the wife of the questioning officer trans? If not, then what’s his point? “Trans people are subjected to police violence” - “well, my wife has never mentioned it to me”. Which, if she is, then it seems odd he would be “questioning” the state in a WMP way?