in the absence of other motive, im assuming the default

The “danger” of looking at the eclipse is definitely a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese to sell us a crap ton of shitty glasses

Does anyone NOT think that?

Jon Snow is a moron. He couldn’t just immediately jump on Drogon and fly off, he had to run off and... try to fight the entire wight army by himself? Although, at this point I’m not sure whether I should blame the character Jon Snow or the generally sloppy writing of this season. I 100% expected a dragon to die and…

Wow. That Seattle PD tweet was some pro level salt. Bravo.

Look up to see the joke flying over your head.

So, fire and fury, then?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

More time to do the fandango.

He lost his wife, job and self respect all in the same week? I wonder if he’s tired of all this winning yet...

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

He won’t know the difference.

Fuck John McCain.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

He didn’t have a tough job. He asked for it. He was there voluntarily and deliberately, and worked as hard as he could with his boss to defang the First Amendment while he was there. The damage they’ve done will take years to repair.

Nah, Trump can’t possibly be that stup.......

A different Republican President, but still topical...