She’s gone to a farm where she can run and play, honey.

Maybe she got stuck in her coffin and is unable to get out. I mean, I’m not complaining...

Not fucking funny, this bitch wants to kick me out of a country that has been my home for 25 years

If North Korea gets us, we’ll band together and re-invade North Vietnam.

Oh god he’s chanting “U.S.A!” in his tweets.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

That’s because you are a miserable excuse for a human being though. Any illegal mexican, picked at random, is a better person than you are.

the market has spoken. It said “fuck United and all their bullshit”

sorry

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Thank you Judge Gorsuch for weighing in on this.

If tiny business suits are the only other things besides leggings in a 10 year olds wardrobe, sure? Obviously this was something that her parents should have handled, the responsibility isn’t the 10 year olds. But the fact of the matter is: when using a free ticket, you abide by the rules of the free ticket. If it…

What’s especially despicable about United is the fact that this latest jaw-dropping incident doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for the airline. It was just a couple of weeks ago that United refused to allow three young girls to board their flight, because they were wearing leggings. United didn’t apologize for that…

Well, I’m not vacationing in the US again for the next 4 to 8 years.

I’m not a petty man, so I find no.........

“I did it for the economy. We needed a change.”

Don’t conflate not seeing a name with that name not being there.

“I’m not complicit, you’re complicit!”

Rudolph, do us a favor, and stop equating inconsequential things to cancer. Makes you look unintelligent.