You forgot that it has universal healthcare and a minimum wage you can actually live on.

They’re rich people. They probably thought that people would just take their word for it, as usual.

How characteristic that instead of explaining how the war in Yemen is necessary, he’d just whine about how Congress ending it would indicate that he’s not, in fact, god-emperor of Libertaria.

She’s technically correct, and also missing the point by a mile. Yes, the district is solidly D - also AOC obliterated (and ended the career of) Joe Crowley, number 4 ranking Democrat nationwide and staunch centrist. What does that tell you about this down-the-middle dogma?

Exactly, Mr. Kilmeade. That’s exactly how the rest of the world felt about 9/11 too: the ratings man, the glorious ratings! Oh, how we all wish it could happen again.

“She doesn’t understand life,” said the coddled son-of-a-billionaire of the Somali refugee.

Lucrative? It’s a church, man. There’s no entry fee.

I think it’s just posturing, they know they can’t stop it. Every standard contract in the universe of accounting and corporate finance has a confidentiality waiver that says the firm is free to hand over anything when subject to any official review process including a subpoena.

Uh, can we also talk about the completely abject and dehumanizing way they explicitly want to use immigrants (a.k.a. people) as chips just to own the libs? Like, they’re not even trying to pretend they give a shit about human suffering, it’s all about annoying Pelosi now. Hey, let’s load migrants into trebuchets and…

But their insinuations that someone should kill AOC and Omar will be delivered with civility.

which Tinderholt waved off as God’s will.

Maybe he just hates the name Fluffybutt because he thinks it’s stupid!

There’s no timeline in which I believe Olivia Jade wasn’t aware of the scheme.

Great question - let’s ask our resident expert, Donald Trump!

You’ll notice that every politician clamoring for Frexit, Grexit, Italyxit or whatever the hell they called it, etc. has gone really quiet about this in the past year or so.

I mean, aside from the debatable moral principle, it seems they’re essentially saying “please let us use your DNA so that if you ever commit a crime we can match you to the crime scene”, which... doesn’t seem like a great incentive?

I mean, troop surges have historically been a great source of success for America. See also: Irak, Vietnam.

This woman’s still a freshman in Congress, but lemme tell you: if she survives the next years with her spirit intact, in 10 or 20 years she might just lead America into becoming the country it likes to pretend it is.

I hope you’re right, and also I look forward to Warren/Harris 2020.

as an arson and potential hate crime