I look forward to a Press Secretary demonstrating anything.

Well if you can’t figure out how to finance universal healthcare, maybe ask one of the ~50 countries that have.

I had the dubious privilege of sitting next to a first- or second- generation American Democrat during a recent flight... who then proceeded to explain for about two hours why Trump was right about everything.

Sasha Baron Cohen strikes again!

Can you charge multiple devices with this though? If the answer is ‘depends on the charger’, can you recommend a good travel charger that’ll charge anything fast without frying any batteries?

Can you charge multiple devices with this though? If the answer is ‘depends on the charger’, can you recommend a good…

Joke’s on him, there’s no lighting setup that’ll make this sentient blob of pig fat look good.

I’m sure he’ll clarify very soon that what he actually meant was that he had NOT never had a relationship with that woman.

Oh buuuuuullshit. In-game currency and account selling has been prime money-laundering real estate since WoW. Bit late to act shocked.

50,000 or half a million?

50,000 or half a million?

Exhibit 953 on why it’s not worth paying attention to this clown anymore.

I’ve made my support for you clear and the fact that I’m not running.

Exactly. I mean, 56 years ago you would have thought you were about to get blasted to ash by Soviet missiles. 155 years ago you would have been caught between dysentry and getting shot by another American with a different uniform. 65 million years ago, a gigantic asteroid struck just off the borders of what’s now…

One day he’ll facepalm on camera during a meeting, and SHS will claim he was just swatting away a mosquito.

With what pipeline, Captain America? The only way the US exports LNG to Europe is with tankers. Quick math tells me you would need to mobilize the world’s entire LNG tanker fleet for 6 months to transport an equivalent amount to what the EU takes from Russia every year - except you couldn’t even do that because right…

WTF are you talking about? NATO expediture is for the most part money that countries spend on their own military budget, that’s why the US can “boast” they have higher numbers. Barely anything is directly paid to a third party, and certainly zero dollars to Germany.

Essentially the same thing happened to a good friend of mine. Her father molested her and her 2 sisters with the full knowledge of their mother, who did nothing. My friend is the only one who fought back, brought it to court and everything - but nobody else wanted to testify including her sisters. The guy’s still free …

I worked in London in 2003 (I was on a work exchange/internship going into my last year of undergrad)—just after the Second Iraq War fired up.

I occasionally had to deal with folks asking me, “Why’d you lot start that war?”

Bet you this is the guy who insisted to play a chaotic evil dark elf in a group of paladins, fucked everything up for everyone, and when confronted wailed “but I’m just roleplaying what my character would do!”

I’m saying this very simply: We have laws.