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Aw man you guys, where’s the gif party? Here, let me start:

I am literally cackling with glee at the appointment of Comey’s BFF as special prosecutor.

Like he’d ask. No, he’d do it, and then take to Twitter to clarify that he had the “absolute power” to do so.

“... which I have the absolute right to do, ...”

Not at all!

I don’t know what “hapa” means and given the context I’m scared to look it up :(.

Yes, I positively bleed with sympathy for all the cynical opportunists that took a high-ranking, high-profile job in his administration.

Exactly. It’s just his usual pattern of “the newsflow is against me -> divert with something ridiculous but mostly harmless that’ll peter out on its own.”

Why smuggle equipment when Trump’s probably on speaker phone 24/7 with the Kremlin?

If he weren’t already that old, I’d say McCain’s clearly angling for 2020 (by which he’ll be 84 years old) and trying to position himself as the natural “I’m not crazy” GOP candidate. I can’t believe he’s suddenly changed all his feathers, so all this common sense has to be political maneuvering.

Well, now I know why we’re all trying our damnedest to turn oceans into acid, lifeless deserts.

Came here to post this.

How about if you’re stupid enough to slit your wrist cutting a fruit you’re on the wrong side of evolution?

“Wait, ACA is somehow linked to my insurance?” - a shit-eating dumbass

And yet if this had happened under Obama, you guys would be frothing at the mouth.

That might also be because the treatment for a lot of diseases in 1960 was “curl up and die”. Way cheaper.

Or doing meth.

I think that’s quite enough Brooks.

I’m fine with cheese sandwiches, but not when I pay thousands for gourmet catering.