Its a shame I hate needles.

a/s/40 time

I hope Jerry Tillery sees this post .tillery you are A dirt bag to do what you did to defenseless player.you could’ve paralyze him by your cowardless kick to the head. Then step on Another players foot you are the scum of the earth you should be thrown out of college your scholarship should be taken away. all I can…

Yeah, well, sometimes you’ve just gotta go with plan B

No body is mocking him. What’s wrong with you?

On the plus side, we now know what it would look like if TGI Friday’s ever decided to put together a marching band.

All these stars are yours, except Europa. Attempt no savage wordplay there.

I recently switched mine from “Jack MeHoff” to “Drew Magary”.

I took a lot of time

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

I’m only replying in the hopes that it helps to drive the conversation toward the top of the comment list. With a picture.

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

They came for the everyone but white people but I stayed silent...

Actually, by contract law they are obligated to provide an escort for the Dolphins. I’m sure I can find a comic strip to glibly explain contract law to you.

The ‘government’ covers both federal and state, because states are subject to the US Constitution. I’ll see if I can find an xkcd strip to explain it for you.

“I Condone Child Molestation”

It’s ironic that the building with Joe Paterno’s name on it, is a building where people aren’t supposed to talk and everyone is quiet.

Paterno arguably did more for Penn State than any other coach at any other school in history. Yet he is vilified by some, who know nothing.

You can shoot pigs out of it.

“Those peanuts would go great with the milk I’ve kept in my mouth for the past 5 hours”