I mean, I don’t disagree with you at all but I *am* curious—Did this get enough “likes” this time, the second time you posted the same thing verbatim in the course of a couple of hours, or are you gonna bust it out once more tomorrow on Deadspin?

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Definitely 1989. My dad woke me up at 4a.m. and we drove way way out into the country. He told me to get out of the car. He said I had to survive in the woods, alone, and catch myself a wild football and that I wasn’t to return until I had caught a football worthy of being sacrificed during Sunday mass. It was a wild…

“I want God, I want poetry, I want danger, I want freedom, I want sin,” Chinook said as he left the only world he has known, and sought the brave new world of the wild. Later, having seen the dystopian reality of Los Angeles, Chinook was found sadly lamenting “I ate civilization. It poisoned me; I was defiled. And…

Kinda makes me want to punch this guy in the balls. (I’ll see myself out)

I think that it might be a backroom shady and intentional decision involving large amounts of money would add an incredible sense of realism to any game with FIFA proudly stamped on it.

Darren Rovell’s nose just dripped blood onto his phone’s screen.

Yup. As a terrible, terrible CB, this pains me with shameful flashbacks.

Tom ... I just have one question ... how the fuck did you obtain the title of “News Editor”? Seriously! WTF?!?!?!

When the bear jumped into the water, the guy thought there was going to be a grizzly grisly outcome.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

This is not a convincing argument on any level.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

Bikers, doesn’t it suck when some dick is blocking half of the lane and all the traffic makes it hard to get around him?

No way that bike race is in Brooklyn. All the riders’ bike wheels are the same size.

I hear you. For years I’ve really wanted to enjoy a Hemingway novel. But this guy I’m always running into in my neighborhood is a huge fan, and the thought of drinking from the same cup and exchanging saliva with that dude is a real turn off. If he was a hot chick I probably wouldn’t mind, but last summer I saw the…

If only the author had thought to mention it. Thanks for filling in that gap.

Battery charge? She barely touched her and it looked like the attacking player had a pen in her hand. Sad.

my three point plan for defeating isis winning the nba title: