I was a production assistant working on a Netflix show several years ago, in which Fred Savage had a prominent role. One day towards the end, I was told to post up close to craftie, and at some point Fred comes by. After a few moments of perusing the table, I noticed him glaring at me. I looked around, trying to…

PA eh?

Louis CK now has eight dollars more because I saw this article.

I’m listening to the Boston radio pregame show, and the station employees refuse to say “Antonio Brown.” They’ll say. “the guy who was recently released by the Patriots” or “The former Patriot” or even better, “the guy who was here last week.”

Fuck you

Hoof-hearted

I prefer "Bobby Handjobby"

Only 113 American records?

How much did the PR firm behind this Renner nonsense pay you to write this?

The game wasn't at Auburn, but whatever.

This works on a few levels. I'll allow it.

This deserves more appreciation.

Eh.

Looks like they changed it because of you.

Jesus Christ, I love it. My breathing is shallow, my lips engorged. My nips are at DefCon 2 right now.

That literal last-second goal was a real mother-fuck-you to Toronto.

I can see why you went with their first names for the headline.

MIT is in Cambridge, but whatever 

You’re literally the first 2 minutes of the episode after introductions. 

Fuck. I don't want to *listen* to content