The PFT commentariat is losing their goddamned minds over this.

Christ.

Squidward-lookin' motherfucker.

Me too.

Vodka Georgia, not Coke Georgia.

Thanks for running the joke into the fucking ground

What odd spam

Nobody even pretends to edit anymore.

Can we talk about how Harrison bothered the CEO of the company to ask how to use a pipe wrench?

“Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles,”

I guess we’re just doing away with that whole “linking a mobile-friendly version of MLB.com videos” practice eh?

No. I understand the platform too well to fall for that.

Me too!

Kirk and Callahan. I’d normally NEVER give these guys a second of my day, but any negative Patriots news sends these two off the deep end. I can’t resist.

No doubt. I fucking LIVE for sports days like this in Boston.

There’s some some guy on WEEI radio in Boston saying he spoke to Hernandez yesterday, and that he was “upset” that a local reporter was alleging that Hernandez was engaging in homosexual acts, and that’s why he killed himself.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/04/19/aaron-hernandez-kills-himself-prison/Hkp9wdGcZImoMBomJLMNVJ/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Atwitter

Did you even bother proofing this before you published it?

I don’t think he’s going to do it.

You ask him a follow-up question, as if he’s an actual journalist with actual vested interest in what he’s writing about .