No.

Shit. That’ll do it.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a football player opening weeping on the field like that.

“Joe Ricketts is a bad person who should be castigated and disrespected by civil society.”

God damn.

Goddamnit, who allowed Jordan to come over to Deadspin?

If any Meth or Tree Cutting conventions leave NC, then Montgomery County is gonna be PISSED.

I think this has something to do with him not reprising his role.

Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

The stadium ordeal has left a bad taste in my mouth.

Ya’ll are gonna be so pissed when you find out that Dan LeBatard gave him the tickets.

This needs more attention.

That’s just beautiful.

No comment about this guy’s left foot being a hand?

Thank You! I thought I was the only person who caught that!

This shit just made my night.

Three times!

So upset you had to post it twice.

Ungrey this goddammit

I used to listen to The Phish with Reggie.