Do you have Aspergers?

No one is going to ask who your “buddy” is, pal.

No kidding. I just occurred to me, while looking at his face, that “Mongo” is short for mongoloid.

Yeah, you dicks!

I live nearby and get the privilege to work around these roads on a consistent basis. Truly sublime driving.

Well, seeing as these folks fell from a standing position, and the number of “falling to your death in a sitting position” fatalities is virtually nil, I think this is a probably a non-starter.

I’m so sick and tired of these guerrilla advertising campaigns.

There’s no fucking way they got all those graham crackers cut so precisely. They fall to pieces of you glance at them the wrong way.

This sounds like a reach to me.

But what if my name isn't Omar?

This is going to sound completely nuts, but I'd be remiss if I didn't throw it out there.

Ah, fuck you, I was racing here to say that.

Wow, he must be REALLY mad at his dad.

He'll be living in a goddamn cabin in the Maine backwoods with Ranger Rick by the time the Internet is done with him.

What is this guying saying at the end of the video?

This may very well be the gayest photo ever taken at the Olympics.

This might be the rare example of a worthwhile slideshow.

Um, Miles Austin?