If any Meth or Tree Cutting conventions leave NC, then Montgomery County is gonna be PISSED.

Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

The stadium ordeal has left a bad taste in my mouth.

Ya’ll are gonna be so pissed when you find out that Dan LeBatard gave him the tickets.

That’s just beautiful.

No comment about this guy’s left foot being a hand?

This shit just made my night.

Three times!

So upset you had to post it twice.

Ungrey this goddammit

I used to listen to The Phish with Reggie.

Do you have Aspergers?

No one is going to ask who your “buddy” is, pal.

No kidding. I just occurred to me, while looking at his face, that “Mongo” is short for mongoloid.

Yeah, you dicks!

I live nearby and get the privilege to work around these roads on a consistent basis. Truly sublime driving.

Well, seeing as these folks fell from a standing position, and the number of “falling to your death in a sitting position” fatalities is virtually nil, I think this is a probably a non-starter.

I’m so sick and tired of these guerrilla advertising campaigns.

There’s no fucking way they got all those graham crackers cut so precisely. They fall to pieces of you glance at them the wrong way.

This sounds like a reach to me.