But what if my name isn't Omar?

This is going to sound completely nuts, but I'd be remiss if I didn't throw it out there.

Ah, fuck you, I was racing here to say that.

Wow, he must be REALLY mad at his dad.

He'll be living in a goddamn cabin in the Maine backwoods with Ranger Rick by the time the Internet is done with him.

What is this guying saying at the end of the video?

This may very well be the gayest photo ever taken at the Olympics.

This might be the rare example of a worthwhile slideshow.

Um, Miles Austin?