I just laughed a leeeeettle too much at the chair prank. I mean, it's so fake looking, but it's so funny. I'm still giggling about it.

I literally put my hand over my mouth while reading the first poem. It was shock. I don't think I've ever done that before.

No reason to comment, I just want everyone to know that I, too, lust after this man. Beard! Tattoos! Body! Maybe the suspenders I could do without, but dammmmn. Damn.

What! I actually just saw that cat think, "Oh, shit. My human can see me. Better stop". Crazy.

I know of someone (friend's cousin) who was in such deep denial about being pregnant that she never told anyone or dealt with the pregnancy in any way, shape, or form. Then one day, she gave birth. She went home from the hospital (where she had been alone), and didn't tell anyone that she had a newborn until a week…

edited because I actually did not mean to respond to this particular reply.

Sick burn.

Yes. We're of the same mind here (and everywhere, apparently, because I keep commenting on your posts). She is twenty, she has a sick body, she's pushing the envelope in the same way every other pop-starlet that grew up in the spotlight has...whatever. You know? Sure. Go for it, Miley.

Actually, she's pretty good about the turn signal thing, at least from what I've seen. My least favorite part about driving in Atlanta is when someone's in an exit lane on the highway and realize at the exact moment that they're about to exit the highway that OH SHIT I DON'T NEED TO BE HERE YIKES and they yank…

1) Wooo Atlanta! 2)Yes, it's really worrying. My roommate is the worst about it. She's already really not that great of a driver, but she will text and drive in the middle of 1-85 at 5:30. I've started insisting that she not do it at least while I'm in the car. It's a wonder she hasn't gotten into an accident…

Yep. I also had a working theory before the VMAs that she is the least popular kid in the cafeteria, and both her performance and the reactions to it have completely confirmed it. She doesn't seem to have famous friends. Taylor Swift seemed straight up embarrassed for her, and Rihanna looked like she was going to…

This is a legitimate point, but I think we should have a discussion about the fact that she doesn't include any black people, Indians, Chinese people, gay people, parapalegics, Bosnians, white southerners, squirrels, or methheads in this write in. I for one, am very offended that she's not using her privilege to…

Incorrect! Nothing can replace Steve. Nothing!

Every time I see Steve Martin I'm reminded that he's getting old. I'm not joking when I say that I will cry and cry forever if -if guys, death isn't for sure, right????- he dies. I mean, it'll never happen, so we're cool. If he did though...

Willie McCool! Oh damn that's amazing.

Guys, her last name is Tuff. Come on! If her name was in a book or movie people would be like, "Oh, please. Too obvious".

I worked as a tour guide in Edinburgh when I was getting my degree. Guys, the Royal Mile becomes The Royal Mile of Fucking Asshats Gaping and Staring and Oh My God, How Can There Be FOUR Bagpipers All Within a Mile of Each Other, Please, I Just Want to Get to Work during the summer.

Thank you for doing this. Even though otters are my favorite animal (and my number 1 choice on the Reincarnation list), I can't watch seven minutes of cute at work, or I'll be killed.

It's terrifying. I honestly wish I were stupider (not a word, I know) so I could just blindly have a kid and then deal with the repercussions afterwards. Now though, it's like, well, when will I have enough money? when will I be able to live in a neighborhood where people don't get shot? when will I be in a good…

Edited because my post posted twice. That's happened to me all day. Weird.