Edited because my post magically posted twice.

Good God. Do I have...is this...am I feeling positive feelings about Ke-dollar sign- ha? She's done something. And I approve of it.

Listen the the greys! Hooters wings are actually shockingly good. I'm always irritated that the restaurant is so goddamned sleazy, because I would totally go there. As it stands, I'll eat them if someone picked a bunch up before a football game or something.

The main product I can think of is the new/old VW Beetle, the version made between...what? 2001-2012? I had a 2005 light blue VW Bug convertible and I sold it immediately after the company overhauled the design two or three years ago. I got $13,500 for it, and I'm CONVINCED it's because ladies were out there trying…

It's definitely a thing. I have the metabolism of something already dead, despite being fairly active, so I put on- wait for it- ... twenty-five pounds. In a year! That shit is not healthy. My boyfriend who is perfect loves me regardless, but like hippies up there said, I'm pretty vain, so it's having to come off.…

Just to pile onto the anecdotes here: my boyfriend dresses like...well, not a complete goober, but he doesn't exactly have the fashion sense of my previous fellas, who were generally less irritating hipstery types. On our second date he wore a fedora, and I remember that I was so embarrassed to be seen with him. I…

I've never heard of the Verona skeleton couple. So I looked up some info on it, and now I'm sitting here at my desk trying not to cry. Love! Love can last thousands of years! Oh my god you guys! Sob!

Oh come on now, there's not a judging tone in that response at all. It's not even a warning, just more anecdotal evidence. I know of a handful of couple who have been together for forty and fifty years and love each other still, and they did the whole stay at home mom thing. Sometimes it works; often it doesn't. …

Well, the thing is with staying at home is that... you really don't know. I mentioned this in another comment, but: My parents got together when they were fifteen. My mom made lots of money in her early thirties while my dad worked on his doctorate. He started a business that made a lot of money. She quit to raise…

I'm about to show my privilege here, but: my mom is going through this right now. My parents dropped the bomb on me and my brother that they're getting divorced a little over a month ago. They were high school sweethearts and we never suspected anything, so it's been a major shock. Within a month they had sold my…

All I've learned from all of these articles is that everything sucks, it's impossible to be happy, and I'll probably regret making either decision re: having kids. I have got to stop reading these things.

I wish I could star this over and over and over again. This is perfection, on the screen. I love this stupid movie/Steve Martin so much, that I've named every pet I've ever owned after a Steve Martin character. Truth. See my avatar name for proof. It's both the name of my dog, and the name of his character in…

He is! I've said it before and I'll say it many more times: God bless Stephen Colbert. No irony. And I don't even believe in God! Stephen Colbert is so amazing he makes me believe in God, solely so that's there's something that can bless him. When we get to non-existent Heaven, Stephen Colbert will be sitting…

I remember reading the Wideacre series when I was like fourteen, and thinking that I couldn't wait to get old enough to abuse my looks for power, wonderful power. Then it got into the brother stuff. But still! Those books really were great.

I just need to say that I got halfway through this review, and was struggling so hard not to laugh that I had to stop, because I'm at work. I kept like strangle-laughing (which sounds like, "PfffP!!!" but trying to be super quiet) and I don't think I was fooling anyone. So I'll be back in thirty minutes to read…

I think there's truth in this. My best friend ascribes to the "if you're not angry, you're not paying attention!" school of thought, and, guess what? She's always angry, or upset about something. I understand that there's always something that's shitty, but if you're paying attention to that, you'll live your life…

I've actually wondered about this a few times before, as I've started to enter the age where friends, Romans, and countrymen are starting to pop out kids. I more think it would be odd to police facebook etc. for the child when they get older if their mug is all over the damn place already. What's the justification?

I say this with utter seriousness: God bless Stephen Colbert.

But, saavy.m, they're promoting an unhealthy lifestyle by existing. In art. I mean, look at them. They're so pink and white, my God! Everything else is yellow and orange, and if they want to be stencil outlines, I mean, I guess that's okay, but it seems kind of irresponsible to promote that kind of colorblind…

Nothing interesting to add. I just want to type out: daaaaaaamn the dude in the header picture is so hot. I'm pretty sure he wants to have sex with me. That's what he's saying with his eyes, right? He definitely wants to have sex with me.