My grandfather, who had recovered from lymphoma took my little brother to see this film. Upon his return he proclaimed that he wish had never accepted treatment. He has recently shed his mortal coil, and I take solace in knowing he will not be present for another Smurf based film.

MOTHER F!@#$% !
I just spent my car money on a Boxster, why didn't I see this yesterday.

Maybe just haven't spent enough time in a franchise store, or California is slightly less racist

What area are you in? My kid needs a beating and doesn't understand what horsepower and control are yet. He wants me to sell him a GTO or a Corvette and can barely manage his Mustang or his Mothers Civic SI

My sales team consists of a Volvo driving dyslexic who loves old Cadillac and an 18 year old who drives a v6 mustang with a manual, but he is infatuated with Apple and Honda to the point that I want to throw him out a window occasionally. I wear racing shoes to work on saturdays and have 31 cylinders in my garage…

Doing coke off the toilet in a franchise dealer is not a crime. It is an American institution, such as apple pie and baseball. I know exactly what you are talking about though, I cherry pick my sales team. The greener the better, I hate having to explain an entirely new (read:correct) way to sell a car.

I will say that the racism is extremely prevalent among the older generation in the independent stores. I have called in many times to an owner to OK a deal and question one is "What race are they?" or "Are they black?", at which point I remind them that they are Indian, Mexican, or Black. It is a constant annoyance,…

Same here, 7 years in the business and I have no idea what I have just read. Where are they getting this info? Also, I wish I had enough volume to make 20k from selling up an extra dollar lol

Unless it is a Jaguar, instead watch as your timing chain tensioner fails with no provocation.

I had a 987 Boxster S that decided that the hydraulic reservoir for the brakes and clutch would implode at 100,008 miles

Why would Don Cheadle do that?

No one understands why this is funny at my office, or why I can't stop laughing.

Leasing is a great way to get into a car you can't really afford anyways :)

I miss seeing Jaguar in ALMS and F1, maybe again someday. If a XE appeared in BTCC my body would expel all of its reproductive fluids.

That was fast.

I was thinking the same thing.

You shut your whore mouth

Do I get a replica Galaxy Quest uniform?

Same with me, no one is alone.