It’s like being romanced by a dashing EPA official and then discovering that he has no dick.

Because some of us are actually capable of owning the cars he posts? Not everyone is scared of cars just because they aren’t Japanese.

Vegas? If I could manage the “Jedi Mind Trick”, I’d be the world’s most successful salesman.

You sound like a member of the media.

They’re probably worried that the emissions aren’t gluten free and certified organic.

“Please stop reminding me.”

A tent just raised in assless leather chaps everywhere.

Nope, I’m with you. They suck.

This times infinity. I don’t care about your face, don't take it personally.

The style really doesn't work for me, but I think I'll be in the minority here.

Yep I have been saying that. After what we saw happen this weekend I wouldn’t want to be a modder anymore. The community obviously doesn’t give a shit about you. Their only solution is a donation button or a pay what you want with the option to pay nothing despite these having existed forever and no one basically ever…