Whenever I gave quotes it was always without accessories, if a customer wanted something when they got here in addition to the vehicle it would be offered, but not required or included in any quote without permission. If anything I would only attach it at no cost to sweeten a deal if I had a distributor coupon or…

I'm doing it!
I have the resources and network.
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I friend zoned the crazy or particularly homely looking, but as you said sometimes you get a perfect 10 and wonder how it happened.

Sounds like my sex life

Out of context I am so confused...

"F@#$ Wagons"
That is all.

** You can buy a used 2003 E39 for the liquid value of an American tuning company.

Jaguars are no longer a part of Ford, but they do source parts from Ford still.

They work on Fords not Jaguars lol

I can make it!
Why can't Jalopnik do something close to me :(

As someone who has worked on everything from Acrua to my Zonda-ish Mercedes v12, I liken it to any Lego set, even the simplest set will seem difficult without instructions. Don't be afraid of a brand, with proper knowledge and tools nothing is impossible. Just remember that mortal man conceived that engine on table…

Refuse to buy any Sony products until they sell the Spider Man franchise. There is no damn reason I shouldn't have had him the my damn Avengers films .

Yells "Shut up and take my money!"
...pulls out $8k and a Ranger Rover with electric issues and V12 Mercedes with a misfire.
"Please, take my money" :(

Lol I have never met a woman as fickle as anything English I have ever owned. My Jaguar XK8 was a primer for all the issues I could have in anything from the UK. I am currently hunting for an 07 and up XKR and an LR3 in good condition. My Speed Triple Triumph is fine though lol.

I took my Rover out last night on a 250 mile drive to San Francisco and back. First leg of the journey I had no power seats, radio, or heater on driver side. Then suddenly the EAS (suspension) and TCS depowered, kept plugging along. Put gas, power seats work, radio works, heater works. EAS and TCS are joined by window…

I mean at least Hitler loved Germany, and Bin Laden loves his religion, Bernie just loves money. Had he been born a woman he would be the dirtiest stripper, the one that whispers how much she loves you, but leaves when your wallet is gone to the next man and calls you on payday.

My RR looks amazing, but has minor (read "major") electrical problems that need to be sorted. My old 4Runner was the slowest thing in the world, but always ran.

My Range Rover is doing very well and looks absolutely amazing. It doesn't start, but it looks great in my garage. Much better than the god awful 4runner I used to have.

Because people who purchase a Toyota were going to do it anyways, there is no stopping the beige.

What about Viper owners? Also "Japanese Sports Car" hasn't existed in true form for over 10 years. Now they just push 200 hp on us, along with a middle finger and mediocre fuel economy.